[A LOCKER] Votre petit bonheur du jour V - Here We Go !

[Alex']

plolj: ai fait saigner du nez le beau gosse asiat assis à côté de moi en cours (?)
et non, je ne l'ai pas frappé xD

D:

[PalkiaPeårl]

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PBJ: HHHIIISSSSSS

['Wynri']

Pbj : Je suis plus celib' >_>

[Sakumo]

gmj : déjà plus d'îles flottantes... c'est chiant d'avoir 3 frères

[Kuja]

pbj : hop, remis en jeu un des MT-Pass que j'ai gagné au concours de Fanfiction. Si il y a un Hammerfestians présent sur ce site, qu'il se présente
J'ai encore des codes à faire gagner.

[@ondine@]

P?j: Vu le dernier épisode de 24h Chrono sur canal.. Pff, ça me saoule le suspens quand tu sais qu'il n y aura pas de suite..

[Babu]

PlolJ: Session sur Omegle... Language pouvant choquer mais en anglais

Spoiler :

You: Hi, I'm a wild pikachu! Do you want to catch me?
Stranger: dude! my boyfriends a pokemon trainer!
You: So select a pokemon to fight against me!
Stranger: whats that fox thing called?
You: Vulpix?
Stranger: no. maybe. YES!
Stranger: FIGHT TO THE DEATH
You: Pikachu uses thunderbolt
Stranger: dammit! i dunno what that fox thing does
Stranger: i change to diddo!
Stranger: nd thunderbolt is like, the only thing you can do
You: Pikachu uses iron tail
You: It's super effective
Stranger: diddo morfs into sexy model.. your mesmerized
You: A Critical Hit
You: LP left: 10
You: Pikachu uses Thunder. What do you want to do: Attack, Catch, Switch, Run?
Stranger: run.
Stranger: does that mean i lose?
You: Yep I'm free to leave
Stranger: damn
Stranger: bye![:



You: Hi, I'm a wild pikachu! Do you want to catch me?
Stranger: *throws masterball*
You: Stealing Pokemons is bad!
Stranger: well its either that or rape them
Stranger: (Y)
You: Pikachu uses Iron Tail
Stranger: FFFUUUUUUUUUU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Et quelque temps après...
You: Hi, I'm a wild pikachu! Do you want to catch me?
Stranger: *throws masterball*
You: What a piety
Stranger: its either that or rape them
You: Using a masterball for a pikachu
Stranger: remember me?
You: Yep
You: No one has already catch me
Stranger: the chances of us meeting are like 1/10000000000000
Stranger: are you not weirded out?
Stranger: maybe its fate
You: You are born to catch me
You: Maybe i'm a shiny pikachu
Stranger: i am born to catch them all
Stranger: i wanna be the best
You: But if you use masterballs everytime, you will soon be out of money!
Stranger: i have unlimited monies
You: CHEATER!
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i'll change my ways
You: Action Replay is prohibited
Stranger: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUu
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hi, I'm a wild pikachu! Do you want to catch me?
Stranger: yup
You: Please select a pokemon
Stranger: draganite
You: Let's fight
Stranger: kk
You: Please select an action
Stranger: fire storm
You: Pikachu lost 80% of it's health
You: Pikachu uses Thunder
Stranger: douge
You: What?
Stranger: douge to the attack
You: Pikachu uses iron tail, harden and string shot
Stranger: douge and fire \
You: Pikachu uses Roar, you're forced to leave the fight
Stranger: my draganite never lossses
Stranger: gives a fast actionhe stand back and
You: Bad luck, go training him and come back, pray that I have not found an elec. stone during this time
Stranger: dont worry
Stranger: he ii not give up
Stranger: wats ur name?
You: Pikachu
You: But my friends call me Pika
Stranger: nice name
You: Thanks and u?
Stranger: draganite
Stranger: but ma frind calls me drag
You: Pikachu runs out... Too bad, you miss the Shiny Pikachu. Do better next time
You have disconnected.

ElolJ: On me demande un dernier...

Spoiler :

Stranger: hi
You: Hi, I'm a wild pikachu! Do you want to catch me?
Stranger: shit
Stranger: babu?
You: Qui c'est?
Stranger: rofl
Stranger: français en plus
Stranger: xD
Stranger: alors on se marre bien?
Stranger: *long à écrire*
You: Pikachu uses Harden and string shot. [CENSURED]
Stranger: disgutsitng
Stranger: roar
You have disconnected.

C'était VO...

[Twil]

Glolj:
Et moi pareil sur omegle:
Pareil langage choqant et mon anglais nul

Spoiler :

You: Hi Im a wild pikachu
Stranger: That's cool
You: yeah do you want be my master ?
Stranger: Guess so
You: II don't know
You: <?
Stranger: Will I be called Ash?
You: yeah
Stranger: Sweeet
You: Hi Im a wild pikachu
Stranger: That's cool
You: yeah do you want be my master ?
Stranger: Guess so
You: II don't know
You: <?
Stranger: Will I be called Ash?
You: yeah
Stranger: Sweeet
You: And can u catch me
You: ?
Stranger: Even better i choose you
You: ok master

Et

Spoiler :

You: Hi Im a wild pikachu
Stranger: No you're not retard.
Stranger: Pikachu doesn't speak

C'etait toi VO ?

Spoiler :

You: Hi Im a wild pikachu*
Stranger: Im a wild caterpie
Stranger: I use string shot
You: VO ?

[Mima]

Pmj : Ce matin je sortais tranquillement de ma maison lorsque, je vois un chien assis en train de me fixer. J'ai un geste de recule et j'essaie de rouvrir ma porte mais en vain, le chien s'approche et se met à aboyer contre moi. J'avais tellement peur qu'il était impossible d'ouvrir ma porte, j'ai finalement réussis à entrer mais complètement traumatisée.

[King-of-Ice]

PlolJ :

Spoiler :

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi, I'm a Wild Pikachu. Do you want to catch me ?
Stranger: No
Stranger: i hate pokemon
You: So I hate you
Stranger: Im mickey mouse. everybody loves mickey mouse
You: I dont like Mickey mouse
You: He's boring
Stranger: okay
You: But I'm a Pikachu
You: Catch me
Stranger: No.
You: Maybe I'm Shiny, you know ?
Stranger: Im Santa and im busy
You: Catch me please
You: I'm lost
Stranger: OMG im lost too
You: But you are not a Pikachu
Stranger: i am now
You: You are a Santa Mickey
Stranger: no im a Santa Mickey Pikachu
Stranger: now*
You: OMG, D:
You: Must I Run ?
Stranger: I will run with you
Stranger: dude are you like 10?
You: No, I'm just a French man
You: And I just want to be a Pikachu
Stranger: Im from Iraq. you can run now
You: Oh My God, It's a Santa Mickey Pikachu who lives in Iraq
You: D:
Stranger: you got that right, Frenchyy!
You: Oh God, I will kill you
Stranger: not if i kill you first
Stranger: die frenchyyy die!
You: ''Pikachu uses Thunderbolt"
Stranger: well that's gay
You: I will Kill you
Stranger: dude im dead right now
You: Yeah
You: Pikachu Run ~

EDIT : Wonder Woman 8D

Spoiler :

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi, I'm a Wild Pikachu. Do you want to catch me ?
Stranger: I'm Wonder Woman
You: OMG, I love you
You: Can you catch me ?
Stranger: I'll catch you with my lasso
Stranger: of course i can
You: No, you must catch me with a Pokeball
Stranger: didn't you hear me, i'm wonder woman
You: I don't like your lasso
You: I want a Ball
You: To catch me
Stranger: I have no ball
Stranger: i am amazon
You: So you can't catch me
Stranger: i must seek out said ball
You: ''Pikachu uses Thunderbolt''
Stranger: blocks with cuffs
You: Shit
You: ''Pikachu uses Iron Tail''
You: Ahah, I've kill Wonder Woman
Stranger: it is not so easy to kill wonder woman
You: ''Pikachu uses ThunderWave"
Stranger: i recover and calls upon the justice league for assistance
Stranger: Batman arrives and uses a batarang against you
You: Oh no.
You: Batman is ugly.
You: ''Pikachu catch Batman with lasso''
You: ''Pikachu uses ThunderBolt''
You: ''Batman is K.O"
Stranger: Martian Manhunter arrives
You: Must I run ?
Stranger: I take Batman to a safe place
Stranger: Martian Manhunter attacks Pikachu psychically
You: OMG
You: Stop it
You: Or I will kill you with Thunder
You: HELP
You: ''Pikachu is dead''
Stranger: JLA wins!
You: 3 vs 1
You: D:
You: So, I disconnect
You: Good Bye Wonder Woman
You: I love you
Stranger: it was good to meet you Pikachu stranger

[Enima]

Yeeeepah !

PBJ :16 de moyenne partout !

PMJ : Les examens se rapprochent à grand pas...

[Sugimura]

Yeeeepah !

PBJ :16 de moyenne partout !

PMJ : Les examens se rapprochent à grand pas...

Dans quelle classe es-tu?

[Enima]

Je suis en Belgique.

Donc,si j'était en France,je serais en *fait le calcul* troisième au collège .

[Sugimura]

Je suis en Belgique.

Donc,si j'était en France,je serais en *fait le calcul* troisième du collège .

D'accord.
Bon, avec 16 de moyenne, tu n'as franchement pas de quoi t'inquiéter pour les examens. À ce niveau-là ce n'est vraiment pas dur (ce qui ne veut pas non plus dire que tu ne dois pas travailler!), il est donc inutile de stresser.

[Zerokrush]

EBJ: Commence à 12h30 mardi prochain, première fois que ça m'arrive cette année.
PBJ: 15 en Anglais.

[PalkiaPeårl]

EMJ: 12h15-13h45 à crever de froid dehors. Au début ça allait, mais les 20 dernières minutes étaient horribles...

PMJ: Aucun point positif aujourd'hui o_o

Je crois que je vais me casser chez une amie pour chercher Guitar Hero parce que j'ai envie d'y jouer. Pour ça retour dans le froid, même si c'est juste à l'autre bout du village, ça me fait chier xD En plus je vais me les cailler dans la grosse descente XD Bon bah, pensez à moi.

[Piikachu]

pbj : quitté à 15h, fait du bien
pbj : seulement quatre heures de cours aujourd'hui, au lieu de sept.
pbj : et donc à 16h j'ai été squatté chez une amie o/

[Sakumo]

pbj : un bain de pied bouillant quand on rentre des cours avec les pieds tellement glacés qu'on les sens plus, C'EST LE BIEN. :3
pbj² : 17/20 en TP de chimie Yeah !
gbj : cousin qui vient passer le week-end à la maison
pmj : une amie me fait la gueule D8 Bah, ça lui passera...
pbj : tiens, j'ai une soudaine envie de terrasser les troupes du Mordor ! Let's go !

[Plush']

PBJ : Week-end.
PBJ : Beurre de Cacahuète. *w*

[Babu]

PlolJ :

Spoiler :

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi, I'm a Wild Pikachu. Do you want to catch me ?
Stranger: No
Stranger: i hate pokemon
You: So I hate you
Stranger: Im mickey mouse. everybody loves mickey mouse
You: I dont like Mickey mouse
You: He's boring
Stranger: okay
You: But I'm a Pikachu
You: Catch me
Stranger: No.
You: Maybe I'm Shiny, you know ?
Stranger: Im Santa and im busy
You: Catch me please
You: I'm lost
Stranger: OMG im lost too
You: But you are not a Pikachu
Stranger: i am now
You: You are a Santa Mickey
Stranger: no im a Santa Mickey Pikachu
Stranger: now*
You: OMG, D:
You: Must I Run ?
Stranger: I will run with you
Stranger: dude are you like 10?
You: No, I'm just a French man
You: And I just want to be a Pikachu
Stranger: Im from Iraq. you can run now
You: Oh My God, It's a Santa Mickey Pikachu who lives in Iraq
You: D:
Stranger: you got that right, Frenchyy!
You: Oh God, I will kill you
Stranger: not if i kill you first
Stranger: die frenchyyy die!
You: ''Pikachu uses Thunderbolt"
Stranger: well that's gay
You: I will Kill you
Stranger: dude im dead right now
You: Yeah
You: Pikachu Run ~

EDIT : Wonder Woman 8D

Spoiler :

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi, I'm a Wild Pikachu. Do you want to catch me ?
Stranger: I'm Wonder Woman
You: OMG, I love you
You: Can you catch me ?
Stranger: I'll catch you with my lasso
Stranger: of course i can
You: No, you must catch me with a Pokeball
Stranger: didn't you hear me, i'm wonder woman
You: I don't like your lasso
You: I want a Ball
You: To catch me
Stranger: I have no ball
Stranger: i am amazon
You: So you can't catch me
Stranger: i must seek out said ball
You: ''Pikachu uses Thunderbolt''
Stranger: blocks with cuffs
You: Shit
You: ''Pikachu uses Iron Tail''
You: Ahah, I've kill Wonder Woman
Stranger: it is not so easy to kill wonder woman
You: ''Pikachu uses ThunderWave"
Stranger: i recover and calls upon the justice league for assistance
Stranger: Batman arrives and uses a batarang against you
You: Oh no.
You: Batman is ugly.
You: ''Pikachu catch Batman with lasso''
You: ''Pikachu uses ThunderBolt''
You: ''Batman is K.O"
Stranger: Martian Manhunter arrives
You: Must I run ?
Stranger: I take Batman to a safe place
Stranger: Martian Manhunter attacks Pikachu psychically
You: OMG
You: Stop it
You: Or I will kill you with Thunder
You: HELP
You: ''Pikachu is dead''
Stranger: JLA wins!
You: 3 vs 1
You: D:
You: So, I disconnect
You: Good Bye Wonder Woman
You: I love you
Stranger: it was good to meet you Pikachu stranger

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